03 - False Advertising

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[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

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[Karkat eyes the stuff. Well at least he was using the bucket for a purpose.]

Now put it a-fucking-way.

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[Izaya looks at Karkat. He looks at the bucket. Then back to Karkat.]

...

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....What.

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Here.

[Karkat, you are obviously not red enough yet to suit Izaya's needs. That bucket? Yeah it's thrown at the troll.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Hey guess what, this icon.

Except with Karkat flailing and making dsfgkldfgbtepdsflm noises.]

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[Yeah probably one of the greatest thing he's seen in a while.

So he's just going to sit there and watch this show like the prickish jerk he is.]

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[Karkat is wrestling this bucket like it is a monster from the deep. And when he finally gets it the hell OFF he is pretty red.

He chucks it at Izaya's head.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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[Too bad Izaya passes his saving roll so he doesn't end up counter bucket'd.]

Nothing. Why?

And you wouldn't believe how red you are right now...♪

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[The comment about being red makes Karkat choke on his retort and he hunches his shoulders a little.]

Don't fucking look at me.

[He's going to try slinking away now. CUTTING HIS LOSSES WHILE HE CAN.]

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Why, is something wrong with you? [leerx3combo]

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Nothing to do with your overwhelming embarrassment?

ffff I didn't even notice I used his text in that tag

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You just threw a god damned bucket at me. It's like having someone dump a bunch of used condoms all over you.

[You can thank Santana for the fact that he knows what condoms are.]

ffft, I saw that but auto-equated it to RAEGSPEAK

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[Hm. He'll have to consider this for a second. But only a second.]

Correction, I landed a bucket on your head like a carnival game. An unused bucket, to boot.

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Fuck you, buckets are fucking obscene. Like leaving your human pornography just lying around.

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Of course, that would be assuming I have hard copies of my preferences at all.

But my apologies, Kitkat. I forgot that you're still a kid.

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KARKAT.

[STOMPING AWAY NOW. CARCINOGENETICIST [CG] HAS CEASED TROLLING GIANTDOUCHEBAG [GDB].]