03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Nothing to do with your overwhelming embarrassment?

ffff I didn't even notice I used his text in that tag

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

You just threw a god damned bucket at me. It's like having someone dump a bunch of used condoms all over you.

[You can thank Santana for the fact that he knows what condoms are.]

ffft, I saw that but auto-equated it to RAEGSPEAK

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Hm. He'll have to consider this for a second. But only a second.]

Correction, I landed a bucket on your head like a carnival game. An unused bucket, to boot.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, buckets are fucking obscene. Like leaving your human pornography just lying around.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Of course, that would be assuming I have hard copies of my preferences at all.

But my apologies, Kitkat. I forgot that you're still a kid.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

KARKAT.

[STOMPING AWAY NOW. CARCINOGENETICIST [CG] HAS CEASED TROLLING GIANTDOUCHEBAG [GDB].]