03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, buckets are fucking obscene. Like leaving your human pornography just lying around.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Of course, that would be assuming I have hard copies of my preferences at all.

But my apologies, Kitkat. I forgot that you're still a kid.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

KARKAT.

[STOMPING AWAY NOW. CARCINOGENETICIST [CG] HAS CEASED TROLLING GIANTDOUCHEBAG [GDB].]