03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Hahah what do you do for fun here then?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Not much. Making out helps pass the time. [Such boredom in her voice.] And the glee club, whatever.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Izaya's got some awesome priorities going on he does.]

Glee club?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Yet another guy marked off as gay in her mind.]

You missed all of the announcements by the guy who looks and sounds like a thirteen year old girl? Dresses super weird?

[Shrug.] Like a show choir. Singing.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Umm...no, I can't say I've seen those. But I also haven't been looking for anything like that either.

So since you brought it up, mind if I ask you a question?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Probably. But since asking someone if you can ask a question is usually more annoying than the question itself, go ahead.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Consider him leering.] It's taking a step backwards in the conversation so it felt more necessary.

So tell me, do you have to marathon making out for it to be a legitimate way to pass time?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[What a weird question.]

Marathon? No, not really. It's not like there's a minimum time limit or whatever.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh, hah, I didn't mean it in the literal sense. Just, could you kiss someone for that long that it would take out a significant chunk of the day?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not? Unless they sucked at it, I guess.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well, if they sucked at it you could always then pass the day by training them. That could be just as fun.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I usually don't have the time or patience for that. I mean, if you can't bring your a-game to me, why bother.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh, well if it's the case that you're waiting for someone to come to you then that's understandable.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Glad you see it my way, whoever you are.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine~?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll]

Santana.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Interesting name you've got there. Mine's Izaya.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, because that's a super common name.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Your use of sarcasm must truly be a gift among your generation.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

It really is. I'm multitalented like that.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

With kissing prowess of the gods and a sharp tongue like that? Yeah that's the understatement of the century.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

See, you may think you're being clever, but it's all true.

[Not that she has an ego or anything.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Not that I would say things unless they were true, but is that so?

I think some form of proof might be necessary to fortify your claim.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Hmm, apparently not as gay as she thought.]

You think so? You're kinda distrustful.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[It's not gay if you love everyone.]

You don't really go for the dangerous type? Well, I couldn't blame you I guess.