03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I usually don't have the time or patience for that. I mean, if you can't bring your a-game to me, why bother.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh, well if it's the case that you're waiting for someone to come to you then that's understandable.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Glad you see it my way, whoever you are.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine~?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll]

Santana.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Interesting name you've got there. Mine's Izaya.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, because that's a super common name.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Your use of sarcasm must truly be a gift among your generation.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

It really is. I'm multitalented like that.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

With kissing prowess of the gods and a sharp tongue like that? Yeah that's the understatement of the century.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

See, you may think you're being clever, but it's all true.

[Not that she has an ego or anything.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Not that I would say things unless they were true, but is that so?

I think some form of proof might be necessary to fortify your claim.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Hmm, apparently not as gay as she thought.]

You think so? You're kinda distrustful.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[It's not gay if you love everyone.]

You don't really go for the dangerous type? Well, I couldn't blame you I guess.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[SCOFF] I go for many types. How dangerous are you talking, though? I don't really feel like risking my life for a quick makeout session.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't mean that kind of dangerous at all. It's not really a hobby of mine to hurt girls.

[Stomping their cellphones into a bloody mess of technology is a different story---]