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~Izaya~ ([personal profile] has_signed_on) wrote2011-02-26 09:22 pm

03 - False Advertising

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I usually don't have the time or patience for that. I mean, if you can't bring your a-game to me, why bother.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well if it's the case that you're waiting for someone to come to you then that's understandable.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you see it my way, whoever you are.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine~?

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting name you've got there. Mine's Izaya.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, because that's a super common name.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your use of sarcasm must truly be a gift among your generation.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
It really is. I'm multitalented like that.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
With kissing prowess of the gods and a sharp tongue like that? Yeah that's the understatement of the century.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
See, you may think you're being clever, but it's all true.

[Not that she has an ego or anything.]

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I would say things unless they were true, but is that so?

I think some form of proof might be necessary to fortify your claim.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmm, apparently not as gay as she thought.]

You think so? You're kinda distrustful.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not gay if you love everyone.]

You don't really go for the dangerous type? Well, I couldn't blame you I guess.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[SCOFF] I go for many types. How dangerous are you talking, though? I don't really feel like risking my life for a quick makeout session.

[identity profile] has-signed-on.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I didn't mean that kind of dangerous at all. It's not really a hobby of mine to hurt girls.

[Stomping their cellphones into a bloody mess of technology is a different story---]