03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

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[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Hey look at this innocent troll hanging out in the library. He is looking for a book and scratching at a bandaid on his cheek.

He would just ignore Izaya except for WHAT THE HELL IS HE CARRYING.]

DAT FAIS, KARKAT xD

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[What's that? An innocent tool in the library? Izaya is all over that like white on rice.]

Huh? Oh, you're Kitkat!




Why do you have that freaky look on your face?

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[He's actually letting the Kitkat thing slide just becauseoptykdl;sgvdmkfhb]

Why the fuck are you walking around with that?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Awesome, consider the behavior fully reinforced then. That and his alternative would have been 'Karkitty'.]

I'm not, I'm sitting down. Now what are you talking about?

[He sits at a table as he talks, continuing to be unaware of the ridic nonsense Karkat is spouting.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

That. [He points at the bucket.] What are you doing just carrying that around like some kind of nonchalant jackass?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

This? [And of course he has to hold the bucket up.] Probably because I am a nonchalant jackass.

So what's wrong with it?

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he might actually be blushing a little WHAT IS THIS. STOP BEING SO CAVALIER WITH THAT.]

It's fucking obscene!

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Stop being cavalier? Nope. Izaya has and always will be a social knight.]

Are we thinking about the same definition for obscene, troll?

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

Unless translation still isn't working, yeah. It's the same fucking definition.

Put that shit away.

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[last-liar.livejournal.com]

I'm worried about what kind of game you'd want to play...

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Um, and where would you like me to put it? I don't exactly have a bag of holding.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

I don't care where you put it, just stop waving it around like that!

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

It's a lot more fun if you don't question it and just play the game you know.

Promise~

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[last-liar.livejournal.com]

[Oh like he hasn't heard THAT before.]

What is it, then?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

No.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well it just so happens this bucket is very important to me.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would that be important to you?!

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Oh please. It's not like "Let's Shao Yuu Stabs!" is a legit game yet.]

Do you play chess?

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[last-liar.livejournal.com]

[That's usually how it ends up though.]

A little. I'm not very good at it.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Hahah what do you do for fun here then?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Not much. Making out helps pass the time. [Such boredom in her voice.] And the glee club, whatever.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

because it makes you flip the fuck out

Well what do you have against it? ...Can you even say the word bucket?

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

Yes I can say the fucking word.

[He crosses his arms over his chest.]

Humans are fucking insensitive.

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, well...not important.]

Neither am I. So would you be interested?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Izaya's got some awesome priorities going on he does.]

Glee club?