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[has_signed_on]

Let's see, now what will this do? [Interested in your mansions? Nope! Izaya is messing with the communicator, tapping on it to figure it out. He continuously checks between it and his phone, trying to find a similarity.] Hmm, still no signal. But this one has a network, so how do I sign on?

[The screen suddenly goes black and Izaya makes a noise of surprise. Hello there Audio.]

Oops, was that streaming video feed?

[He's not just satisfied with this though and after a moment even the audio cuts out in what would presumably be for Text. He most likely spends his time pressing more buttons until the video kicks back up.]

How nifty. I guess. Now how does this find me some answers, I wonder...~

Comments

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well if you're speaking like you know what's going on then I just might be. But instead of 'new' people usually just call me Izaya.

Now what's this about a closed network?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

You're in Wonderland, it's a pocket dimension with abut a hundred prisoners, and a handful of 'residents' who apparently come from here. No system can contact anyone outside of Wonderland.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Ve~ry professional! I like that.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

There is an orientation pamphlet in the lobby, since everyone asks the same questions.

I'm head of the neighborhood watch, since it can get dangerous here.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

The same questions, huh? How about something different then...

What happens when an irresistible force meets an unmovable object?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

I crush them both for defying me. Also, woodchucks.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Hah! Classy and professional? What a rarity to come across these days.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

[She is -_- at you so hard right now.]

What days do you come from? Most people here are from different years.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

My answer to that would be the 21st century. How should I adjust my emotions accordingly?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

It was more a question of what technology you're used to.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

I'm up to date, of course.

Though...by the looks of it, that house doesn't seem all to advanced.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

There's the network. Most everything else is magic; although you can get electronics from the closets and the vendors.

Since most people are from he 21st century, it is pretty primitive, but it works.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Primitive? It's not fair you say that without an explanation, I think.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

I have explained, we're all from different times here. I came from 2261.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Twenty-two sixty-one....huuuuh. Guess that means society doesn't fall any time soon.

Well that's good~!

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

That depends on your definition, but the human race is still around.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh wait, let me guess, is this the part where you state that you're not human?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

No, I'm quite human. We've just been close a couple of times,

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Haah! That's cool. The 2261 bit, not the ending of humanity, I mean~

My...year? Time? Whatever, everyone's super interested in the future right now so I guess that makes you quite the hot subject. How lucky.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

Subject?

[Tone says she isn't sure what to make of you.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

I mean that in the most pleasant and kind way, Lady Future.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

My name is Susan Ivanova, or Commander Ivanova.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

I-va-no-va. Foreign~?

Haha, but don't worry, I mean that with the best of connotations as well.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

Foreign to whom? You're not in Kansas anymore.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

To myself, of course. I figure that must hold some merit.