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[has_signed_on]

Let's see, now what will this do? [Interested in your mansions? Nope! Izaya is messing with the communicator, tapping on it to figure it out. He continuously checks between it and his phone, trying to find a similarity.] Hmm, still no signal. But this one has a network, so how do I sign on?

[The screen suddenly goes black and Izaya makes a noise of surprise. Hello there Audio.]

Oops, was that streaming video feed?

[He's not just satisfied with this though and after a moment even the audio cuts out in what would presumably be for Text. He most likely spends his time pressing more buttons until the video kicks back up.]

How nifty. I guess. Now how does this find me some answers, I wonder...~

Comments

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

It's a closed network, you can only speak to the other prisoner here. You're new I take it?

[video]

[notursalvation.livejournal.com]

[AUDIO because he's too embarrassed for video since that last event]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

You're gonna get like, a million people giving you answers here, but you totes aren't gonna like 'em.

[text]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Hell0

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well if you're speaking like you know what's going on then I just might be. But instead of 'new' people usually just call me Izaya.

Now what's this about a closed network?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

You're in Wonderland, it's a pocket dimension with abut a hundred prisoners, and a handful of 'residents' who apparently come from here. No system can contact anyone outside of Wonderland.

[video]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Don't think or won't? I'd rather know before I carry around a now-paperweight.

[ audio ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

I take it you are new, sir?

[Audio]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

There's a million people here? Really?

[ voice ]

[b-loodflower.livejournal.com]

You're pretty calm for someone that just got taken here.

[text] 1/2 -- He's prone to spam text

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

He~~~llo!! o/

[text] 2/2

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Finally!

>sigh<

Someone to talk to!

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Ve~ry professional! I like that.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

There is an orientation pamphlet in the lobby, since everyone asks the same questions.

I'm head of the neighborhood watch, since it can get dangerous here.

[Audio]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Um, no? Duh. I like, meant it as, y'know, one of those things. Hyper-whatever.

[ audio ]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

And that would make you very right.

But don't call me sir.

[ voice ] lawl typos...

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to try out some other take on the situation?

[ voice ] aw<3 and look we have matching poses

[b-loodflower.livejournal.com]

...As long as you aren't so loud you're going to break our eardrums.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

The same questions, huh? How about something different then...

What happens when an irresistible force meets an unmovable object?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

I crush them both for defying me. Also, woodchucks.

[Audio]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Hyperactive?

...Hyper...mania~?

Hyperbole?

[Audio]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like, that one. I think.

[ voice ] This amazes me more than it should at 2:40

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

I'm not able to guarantee that I could, and really that's not much my style. Anything else?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Hah! Classy and professional? What a rarity to come across these days.

[ audio ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

There are seems to be new people trickling in..

Ah all right. What should I call you then?