03 - False Advertising

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[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

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[Eridan's saying words! You've got to stop him! D:>]

Na-...

...

Napoleon.



Napoleon. Shut. Up.

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*stops mid-sentence, giving him a scathing look for interrupting him. Honestly the NERVE!*

How dare you! Honestly are all humans unbearably rude?

*Folds his arm and huffs*

Maybe I don't WANT your bucket offer! *actually goes out of his way to kick it at him*

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

When you deserve it, yea--

[Well, that definitely makes for a first of EPIC BUCKET DODGING.]

Did you just try to kick a freaking bucket at me?

Really?

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*still huffing*

Clearly I did! Take your stupid bucket and leave me alone!

*which is one of those weird "i say go away but i mean come closer" things. Because Izaya clearly wants to get it on with a bucket kicking troll. At least in Eridan's mind that statement makes sense*

*and is not creepy in the least.*

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[Not to be confused with 'creeps', but Izaya just staresat Eridan. Probably with a look semi-equivalent of ಠ_ಠ

And then he laughs.

And laughs.

A lot.]

I can't believe it! All those stupid faces you're making! Is it insecurity or just inexperience - I almost can't tell.

I...I don't think I've seen anything this great in a while!

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*Somehow still shocked by the fact that Izaya is laughing at him. The trollboy will never learn. Ever.*

Stop that! S-Stop laughing at me!

*will not wibble will NOT wibble. This is why he cannot blackrom, too stupidly sensitive*

My faces are not stupid!

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[ Izaya knows no personal space when it comes to trolling. He will get all up in Eridan's grill >:| ]

Oh, are you gonna cry now?

My bad~ Maybe I expected too much from some kid. [Check out this bracketed redundancy: he doesn't mean that at all.]

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*Eridan, Eridan DO NOT CRY. He will never respect you if you cry, and you still want to try and foster that black black rom don't you? MAN UP!*

I'm not a kid! *Trying to look taller than he is. You will NOT look down on him Japanese man* Don't treat me like some human child!

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You think I'm doing something like that? Na, I'm just treating you how your insecurities dictate.

If you weren't so easy to read I might try something else, but hey, what's the point?

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Shut up! Seriously you're so infuriating!

*That's right Eri, get aggressive, that makes you look older.*

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[Like this. BUT WITH A SHIRT OBVIOUSLY. B(]

You want me to shut up now? You know you can't get everything you want! Like I can.

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*Insecurity attack! Cuz he really can't have everything he wants. Hell he can't have ANYTHING he wants, really.*

You humans never know when to just do what you're told.

get ready for this

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

When I'm in charge? There's no need to listen to some sub-par authority.

[Time to flick this hipster kid in the forehead!!! Also, I just read hipster as hamster.]

Deal with it.

oh man here we go

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*I read that as kick. Just sayin.*

Hey!!

*tries to swat his hand away. Nobody touches his noble body so disrespectfully. And no he's not going to cry.*