03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

---[Text]

Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

You think I'm doing something like that? Na, I'm just treating you how your insecurities dictate.

If you weren't so easy to read I might try something else, but hey, what's the point?

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

Shut up! Seriously you're so infuriating!

*That's right Eri, get aggressive, that makes you look older.*

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Like this. BUT WITH A SHIRT OBVIOUSLY. B(]

You want me to shut up now? You know you can't get everything you want! Like I can.

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*Insecurity attack! Cuz he really can't have everything he wants. Hell he can't have ANYTHING he wants, really.*

You humans never know when to just do what you're told.

get ready for this

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

When I'm in charge? There's no need to listen to some sub-par authority.

[Time to flick this hipster kid in the forehead!!! Also, I just read hipster as hamster.]

Deal with it.

oh man here we go

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*I read that as kick. Just sayin.*

Hey!!

*tries to swat his hand away. Nobody touches his noble body so disrespectfully. And no he's not going to cry.*