03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[It's not gay if you love everyone.]

You don't really go for the dangerous type? Well, I couldn't blame you I guess.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[SCOFF] I go for many types. How dangerous are you talking, though? I don't really feel like risking my life for a quick makeout session.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't mean that kind of dangerous at all. It's not really a hobby of mine to hurt girls.

[Stomping their cellphones into a bloody mess of technology is a different story---]