03 - False Advertising

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[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

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No big deal. I'm a bit too old and a bit too tall to be considered a kid these days anyway.

So you better be twice as cool for me.

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Good job.

And I'm Nakura. But you can call me Izaya.

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[ she smells the kind of douchebag you are, izaya-kunnn. she smeeeellllsssss itttt ]

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[skjdfhg holy shit, subliminal!shizuo, i see you there in terezi's post :|;;]

Hahaha a warning for trouble? Don't worry, I tend to stay out of things~

Maybe your human smelling skills aren't quite honed yet?

[I mean, he's only harassed Eridan at every opportunity ever and then threw a bucket at your not!boyfriend. |D]

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[ i typed "izaya-kunnn" first 8( ]

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[Oh bb xD You'll always be my darling Shizzy~ btw, I've decided that Izaya's nickname for Terezi is going to be Lady Justice. I just need a reason for him to come to this conclusion in the future :o (Unless you have something better |D)]

Disregarding the fact I keep reading that as 'horned' and not 'honed', that's kind of bold of you.

Are you sure that's not a kid crush instead~?

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the horns or the crush, my dear? ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

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[ also Lady Justice would be the best nickname ever. GIVE HER TIME, JUSTICE WILL COME UP AT SOME POINT. ]

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Both?

Well, you're already cool, so maybe if you're cute too we'll talk.

I might or might not already have a preference to candy corn.

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Oh please, I would never touch your candy corn on the first date.

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Are you telling me that he makes passes at sweet ladies every now and then?

Or rather, tries to.

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My compliments on your way with words.

Or maybe you're just so used to the rage that's the only way to describe it?

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So, I'm curious. Will do you me the honor of telling me your name now?

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