03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

get ready for this

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

When I'm in charge? There's no need to listen to some sub-par authority.

[Time to flick this hipster kid in the forehead!!! Also, I just read hipster as hamster.]

Deal with it.

oh man here we go

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*I read that as kick. Just sayin.*

Hey!!

*tries to swat his hand away. Nobody touches his noble body so disrespectfully. And no he's not going to cry.*