03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

---[Text]

Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

Comments

Text

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

It goes hand in hand with lacking a spectrum of emotions.

So if you can say it, why don't you prove it~? [Otherwise this bucket just might be moving closer to your general vicinity, Karkat~~~~]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

"Bucket." [He grimaces a bit as he says it and scowls at Izaya.] There, happy?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Yet another guy marked off as gay in her mind.]

You missed all of the announcements by the guy who looks and sounds like a thirteen year old girl? Dresses super weird?

[Shrug.] Like a show choir. Singing.

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! <3

I'll be in the Library for a while--first floor--so whenever you have time just come by.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Umm...no, I can't say I've seen those. But I also haven't been looking for anything like that either.

So since you brought it up, mind if I ask you a question?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Trolling the troll? OF COURSE.]

Possibly. [He just grins and then dumps the contents of the bucket onto the table unceremoniously. Basically it's all the checkers, chess and shougi pieces ever. Oh, and a board for it all.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Probably. But since asking someone if you can ask a question is usually more annoying than the question itself, go ahead.

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[walkingdesuno.livejournal.com]

[ you better not do anything to the library ]

A game?

text;

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

[Karkat eyes the stuff. Well at least he was using the bucket for a purpose.]

Now put it a-fucking-way.

Text

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll come pretty soon.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Consider him leering.] It's taking a step backwards in the conversation so it felt more necessary.

So tell me, do you have to marathon making out for it to be a legitimate way to pass time?

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Yes~! Do you like games?

text; terezi's font is SO BRIGHT on this background omigah

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

T-those numbers...

And

Put what away???

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Izaya looks at Karkat. He looks at the bucket. Then back to Karkat.]

...

Text

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!


Oh right. Remind me when you get here -- there's something I want to tell you.

[Because that's not the most terrifying response ever.]

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

....What.

text; haha i was just noticing that oh my gosh

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Text

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Re: text; ffft like if you never believed she was teal before you'll know now

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Waait up, you smell it? Through the text?

text; it is a sudden realization

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Here.

[Karkat, you are obviously not red enough yet to suit Izaya's needs. That bucket? Yeah it's thrown at the troll.]

Text

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well, more like I want to ask you. But I don't want anyone to be find out what so in person would be best.

Re: text; a shocking discovery! :O!!! -- oh btw, KC wanted me to tell you hi :>

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Culturally sensitive? Sure, just tell me one thing.

Going with the idea that you can smell text...what happens if I touch the bucket to the screen??