03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

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[last-liar.livejournal.com]

What hasn't?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[skjdfhg holy shit, subliminal!shizuo, i see you there in terezi's post :|;;]

Hahaha a warning for trouble? Don't worry, I tend to stay out of things~

Maybe your human smelling skills aren't quite honed yet?

[I mean, he's only harassed Eridan at every opportunity ever and then threw a bucket at your not!boyfriend. |D]

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[No lie, Izaya had definitely not been expecting that. Or rather, he had not been expecting the doors to suddenly open with such vigor. He and his fuzzy jacket are then inclined to go investigate!

And since the troll he sees isn't recognizable to him, he takes a stab in the dark.]

Nepeta?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Your use of sarcasm must truly be a gift among your generation.

For all intents and purposes, unless it changes. Let's assume they're action.

[saferoleplay.livejournal.com]

[She was kind of like that. Spastic a little bit. The troll turned towards the man speaking her name and grinned. This was mere seconds before she launched through the air in a pounce. Fortunately, she hadn't spotted the bucket yet. Kind of taboo in troll culture.]

Hi!

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

It really is. I'm multitalented like that.

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*Ooooh someday sir, when he is tall and proud and DWARFS you (we saw Dualscar, it could happen), he will make you eat those words.

But for now, he's just kinda gonna pout a bit.*

They're different because I'm not like the others. They're nothin more than land dwellin low lives. I am one of the sea dwellers, MUCH higher in rank than any of them...well, except Gam, I guess.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ i typed "izaya-kunnn" first 8( ]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Ye-ah, Eridan. Pouting really reinforces Izaya's respect for you. ffft]

Sea dwellers? So...you want to be where the people are? 'Cause I'm thinking those clothes don't really do well underwater.

Can I touch your ears?

[A) Nevermind that he totally ignored the part where Eridan said he was higher in rank. B) He's totally going to just touch dem ears anyway and that question was more like a warning.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

April 1st, '09. You see where I'm going with this right?

Over in Shibuya, they decided that it was very necessary, well, to have a flash mob dance it out on a street corner. I want to emulate this, though since the ratios of Shibuya and this place are so different...[He shrugs.]

I guess what I want to actually ask you is, do you dance?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Oh bb xD You'll always be my darling Shizzy~ btw, I've decided that Izaya's nickname for Terezi is going to be Lady Justice. I just need a reason for him to come to this conclusion in the future :o (Unless you have something better |D)]

Disregarding the fact I keep reading that as 'horned' and not 'honed', that's kind of bold of you.

Are you sure that's not a kid crush instead~?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

With kissing prowess of the gods and a sharp tongue like that? Yeah that's the understatement of the century.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[alterdreveries.livejournal.com]

What kind of game?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

2828

the horns or the crush, my dear? ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a few games of the board variety.

If you have any suggestions though...?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ also Lady Justice would be the best nickname ever. GIVE HER TIME, JUSTICE WILL COME UP AT SOME POINT. ]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Both?

Well, you're already cool, so maybe if you're cute too we'll talk.

I might or might not already have a preference to candy corn.

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

Well of course I don't swim in these clothes. That would be stupid.

*and by that, he means he doesn't swim, cuz he lives in those clothes.*

And no! You can't touch em!

*Backs up a bit*

[alterdreveries.livejournal.com]

I don't mind. Anything is fine.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[.......ew.

Imean.

Thankfully Izaya doesn't pursue in his conquest to touch him some fish ears. They're probably gross anyway. So he just stands up straight.]

You're no fun. This is supposed to be some profound cultural meeting thing.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I would never touch your candy corn on the first date.

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

I...can.

[Oh Shibuya, what the hell.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

See, you may think you're being clever, but it's all true.

[Not that she has an ego or anything.]