03 - False Advertising

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya's on a mission today. He's walking towards the Libary, bucket in one hand, comm in the other. It's not all that interesting until a few moments later when he puts up a network post.]

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Hey~! Does anyone feel like playing a game? <3

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[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*He gets that creepy crawly feeling one tends to get when someone is looking at them. Turns slowly, yellow eyes going nice and wide.

Oh Gog...it's him.*

You...

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Glad you see it my way, whoever you are.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

It is you. [And of course this means he has to get all up in Eridan's grill to inspect him.]

Man, you're even more nerdy looking like this. But you were right, I guess, so this is as much of an apology as you're getting from me.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[Likewise, Izaya finishes setting up the pieces of his side of the board and since Yuu isn't going first, he will. a7 to a6. And we're also not playing out a chess game pfft.]

So, are you healed up yet? It has been a while.

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

[I was going to say, DON'T MAKE ME GO FIND A CHESS BOARD. Yuu makes some move, idk.]

Yeah, pretty much.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Of course, that would be assuming I have hard copies of my preferences at all.

But my apologies, Kitkat. I forgot that you're still a kid.

[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

KARKAT.

[STOMPING AWAY NOW. CARCINOGENETICIST [CG] HAS CEASED TROLLING GIANTDOUCHEBAG [GDB].]

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[walkingdesuno.livejournal.com]

It depends on what it is.

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[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

The Library on the first floor~

Look for the fuzzy jacket. www

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

No big deal. I'm a bit too old and a bit too tall to be considered a kid these days anyway.

So you better be twice as cool for me.

[Text]--> Action

[saferoleplay.livejournal.com]

[Aaand Nepeta is in fact bursting into the library, almost as soon as the text is sent. Her head whipped from one side to the other, looking for the promised fuzzy jacket.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[l-lol. Actually for like all of 2 seconds I was thinking we should go find an online chessboard that records all the moves anyway....BUT WE WON'T. The game continues.]

That's good to hear~

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

[Is it sad that I thought that too?]

What was it you wanted to ask me?

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine~?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll]

Santana.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[...If it wasn't such a ridiculous idea, I'd say we do it RIGHT NAO. We are obviously the stars.]

Oh! Right, thank you. I have this idea, though it might require a bit of explanation.

I forget, what year are you from?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[last-liar.livejournal.com]

[Its us.]

2007. [I think that's the year I chose, idkkkkkk.]

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Interesting name you've got there. Mine's Izaya.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, because that's a super common name.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Good job.

And I'm Nakura. But you can call me Izaya.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ she smells the kind of douchebag you are, izaya-kunnn. she smeeeellllsssss itttt ]

[seahorsecaesar.livejournal.com]

*He watches the human thing move around him, brows furrowed in the most menacing look he can possibly give another creature.*

I don't know what you're talkin about. I am not nerdy lookin.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

Try saying that to my face [He points to himself.] when you aren't a foot shorter than me, thin as a rail and when your clothes aren't two sizes too big for you.

[Because srsly dat cape and those pants.]

So what the hell's up with your ears? The other's didn't look like that.

[has-signed-on.livejournal.com]

[It's all good.]

Right, that's what I thought. So it hasn't happened for you yet.
[And the thought of this, whatever it is, is making Izaya grin like there's no tomorrow.]